May 2013
741 posts
obamasdaughterssister:
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
obamathepresident:
obamasdaughtersboyfriend:
obamasdaughter:
I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriend
remember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
binkshapiro:
whosromeo:
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
spacelovemelody:
current emotion: i need money
hakunamatuta:
okaydoke:
if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
not only am i to lazy to study, i’m to lazy to clap my hands
steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
thecatzzzmeow:
I can’t believe people get married, that’s so flattering, like, hey I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I’m flattered if a guy wants to eat some pizza with me, I can’t even imagine marriage.
jesuschristvevo:
i want to blow up my school but i dont want to get in trouble u feel me
br000t:
se4h4ven:
toxic-ponies:
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
lameborghini:
girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
Watchtwerkwithnarry:
I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD
