tastefullyoffensive:

[aa0x]
  • Homework: A
  • Classwork: A
  • Project: A
  • Test: F
  • Final grade: F

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via pizza)

f-romanoff-13:

agentdarcy:

friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

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Why was this cut? I need that scene in the film!

(via peacefully-ignorant)

  • american person: *writes date*
  • me: but there is no 15th month

embarrassedpokerface:

i’m not that attracted to sebastian sta-

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well okay, that’s cute but-

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oh my god

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hold on don’t

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wait i’m

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JE SUS  F CUK I SAID WAIT

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i’M

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STOP

(via peacefully-ignorant)

dopest-ethiopian:

vinebox:

IM WEAK

Lmao he was enjoying that shit

(via mynigga-charlotte)

bootybite:

the only birth control you’ll ever need
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(via crystallized-teardrops)